Posted 5 days ago
hirethestache:

Sweet Banana Flatbread
I was climbing some trees with my best friend Humphree—who happens to be a three legged spider monkey (don’t you dare judge him); and he was telling me about this recipe his wife (a White-Faced Saki Monkey—it’s a weird relationship) made up using half eaten bananas and some dried poop dust. Not really wanting to be rude, I told him I’d try it out at home. Unfortunately I couldn’t find any poop dust so I had to use boring old wheat flour. And my bananas were already mashed after I dropped them at the Running With The Bulls, but I didn’t want to be wasteful so I used them anyways. Anyways, the end result tasted amazing so I had to share it with you all. Credits go to Mrs. Humphree.
What you need2 cups whole wheat flour 1 cup mashed bananas2-3 tablespoons oil (veggie)1/3 teaspoon SaltWater How you make it-Combine mashed bananas, flour, and salt and mix until a stiff dough forms. -Add oil and kneed well. -Form small balls from the dough, dust them with flour and roll into circles with a rolling pin (or a really round smooth forehead)-Cook one side on a medium heat oiled griddle until small bubbles form, and flip. -When this side starts to change color, spread a few drops of oil and turn over again. -Apply a little more oil on the second side and cook for about 15 more seconds. -Serve with a little honey, Nutella, or—hell, you could probably dip it in marinara sauce and it’d still be delicious. 

hirethestache:

Sweet Banana Flatbread

I was climbing some trees with my best friend Humphree—who happens to be a three legged spider monkey (don’t you dare judge him); and he was telling me about this recipe his wife (a White-Faced Saki Monkey—it’s a weird relationship) made up using half eaten bananas and some dried poop dust. Not really wanting to be rude, I told him I’d try it out at home. Unfortunately I couldn’t find any poop dust so I had to use boring old wheat flour. And my bananas were already mashed after I dropped them at the Running With The Bulls, but I didn’t want to be wasteful so I used them anyways. Anyways, the end result tasted amazing so I had to share it with you all. Credits go to Mrs. Humphree.

What you need
2 cups whole wheat flour 
1 cup mashed bananas
2-3 tablespoons oil (veggie)
1/3 teaspoon Salt
Water 

How you make it
-Combine mashed bananas, flour, and salt and mix until a stiff dough forms. 
-Add oil and kneed well.
-Form small balls from the dough, dust them with flour and roll into circles with a rolling pin (or a really round smooth forehead)
-Cook one side on a medium heat oiled griddle until small bubbles form, and flip.
-When this side starts to change color, spread a few drops of oil and turn over again.
-Apply a little more oil on the second side and cook for about 15 more seconds.
-Serve with a little honey, Nutella, or—hell, you could probably dip it in marinara sauce and it’d still be delicious. 

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

mothernaturenetwork:

Energy bars you can make at home
Lose the sugar-packed and expensive store-brought energy bars, and make these homemade ones instead.

 File under: things I want to try to make.

Posted 1 week ago

lickypickysticky:

crème brûlée french toasts

I wonder why I’ve been posting so much food lately.

WAT.

Posted 1 week ago

tallgirltales:

Vodka gin pasta. I must try this.

[via canttuchthis:haygirlhay]

WAT?

Posted 1 week ago

today:

TODAY gets the recipe for Beecher’s “World’s Best Mac & Cheese”

For National Cheese Lovers Day (not that we’ve ever needed a reason before)

I don’t know if you guys have been able to discern the fact that I FUCKING LOVE MAC AND CHEESE.

Posted 1 week ago
mothernaturenetwork:

Recipe: Butternut Squash PastaA lip-smackingly good combo of winter produce and Mediterranean ingredients.

Mmmmm!

mothernaturenetwork:

Recipe: Butternut Squash Pasta
A lip-smackingly good combo of winter produce and Mediterranean ingredients.

Mmmmm!

Posted 2 weeks ago
BRB, Dreaming about sunrises like thisssssssssss…
9gag:(via 9GAG - Just Bacon and Egg sunrise)

BRB, Dreaming about sunrises like thisssssssssss…

9gag:(via 9GAG - Just Bacon and Egg sunrise)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Mmmm, I forgot, I have a pear waiting to be sliced and placed on top of some rosemary goat cheese and raw organic honey when I get home :)

Mmmm, I forgot, I have a pear waiting to be sliced and placed on top of some rosemary goat cheese and raw organic honey when I get home :)

Posted 2 weeks ago

caracaracara:

fatassery:

Lemon Blueberry Pancakes via The Pioneer Woman

Made these tonight. They’re a hit.

 Mmmmmm